hasperkynipples: ([text] this will not end well)
[Set in [livejournal.com profile] whenitsadream. Beth = [livejournal.com profile] failuretotrust.]

“No.”

Beth shifted the way Angie was sitting on her hip, before looking over at her husband. “Dean—”

Hell no.”

“Babe, not all of the children are going to fit in the back seat of your car. We need something a little—bigger.”

“Beth. I’m not driving a mini-van like a friggin’ soccer mom.”

Beth rolled her eyes, handing her daughter over to him. “It’s not that big a deal, Dean.”

“You know, Angie’d probably fit right in the front seat between me and you,” Dean said, giving the blond little girl a smile as he took her. “Wouldn’t you, Princess?”

“Uh-huh,” she said with a nod as she popped her thumb in to her mouth, resting her head on her father’s shoulder.

“There’s no seat there, Dean.”

“It’s a bench seat in a car made before 1970, there is a seat there.”

“No, Dean, I’m not putting my baby in a non-seat, now we are getting the mini-van.”

“Dad, there’s a TV in here!” Robbie said as he and Max poked their head out of the sliding door. “And a DVD player!”

“And a jack to plug in our video games,” Max added on. “Dude, we so have to get this car!”

Beth turned back to Dean with a look, and Dean gave one right back, before shaking his head. “I don’t care if you get it, but I’m sure as hell not driving it.”

Beth sighed, gritting her teeth slightly, and Dean knew that that was the universal sign that he should walk away now, nor put a kid between them. He tightened his hold on Angie, before turning and walking back towards the front desk of the car dealership.

“C’mon Princess—let’s see if that salesman’s got anymore lollipops.”

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hasperkynipples: (dean facepalm)
[Set in [livejournal.com profile] whenitsadream. Beth/Mom = [livejournal.com profile] failuretotrust, Maddie = [livejournal.com profile] ididntdo_it, Sam = [livejournal.com profile] imnot_likeyou, the other children are NPCs. One last thing to be taken care of before Dean goes on hiatus.]

His children and the kitchen were bleach white.

“Oh, your mom is going to kill me.”

He wasn’t sure how it had happened, but the kitchen—and his children—were covered in powdered sugar. It was all over the tables and chairs, spread all over the floor, and was all over all four of his children. Maddie and the twins were standing stark still where they were, hands clasped behind their backs, while Angie was sitting on the floor in the sugar, licking as much as she could off her fingers.

“Why would she do something silly like that?” Maddie stammered, giving her father an uncertain smile. She was eleven, too smart for her own good, and she probably knew exactly what went down, but she wasn’t about to open her mouth if she thought it was going to get her in trouble.

Dean straightened a bit, crossing his arms in front of his chest before looking over his three older children with a ‘one of you better open your mouth or else’ look. “What happened?”

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