I'm bored.

[hasperkynipples]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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[likely_evil]

... next time they say they only have the one king available, I'm sleeping on the floor.

[hasperkynipples]

Good. You hog the covers.

[ididntdo-it.livejournal.com]

[snuggles] Morning Daddy. I want twelve pancakes.

[hasperkynipples]

[smirks] Babygirl, you eat twelve pancakes, you'll explode.

for laughs

[mamajinx.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, well good morning to me.

Brandi: *spazz* Mom, stop stealing my dates!

[hasperkynipples]

[sleepy blink] I think I'm in the wrong room.

[manorsuperman]

...did we...?

[hasperkynipples]

... I don't think so?

chances are?

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

[curls up] I'm not leaving and you can't make me.

Sure!

[hasperkynipples]

[sighs slightly] Sam's gonna be back soon.

[bloodinmyear]

...why the hell are you still here?

[hasperkynipples]

[grumbles slightly as he rubs his eyes and wakes up a little more] We've got to stop doing this.

[msattentionspan]

See? Now that was way better than stressin' over the whole end of the world.

[hasperkynipples]

[laughs] Yeah, that was. Still gotta go back to it though.

[not_myfirstday]

[drapes an arm across him as she rolls over, which of course slightly wakes her up]

Three AM or PM?

[hasperkynipples]

[opens one eye and sighs] It's light out. PM.

[orbs]

[amused look, and loosely clutching the sheets to her chest]

Well. I mean. So... welcome to the neighborhood?

[hasperkynipples]

[grins] Thanks for having me.

[sent_farfaraway]

Just the one time... never again... sure, I should've bet money on that one.

[hasperkynipples]

Well, what can I say? I'm just that irresistible.

[explosions]

Hand me my shoes?

[hasperkynipples]

[fumbles over the side of the bed and hands her a high heel]

[blinding-visage.livejournal.com]

Is that your hand?

[hasperkynipples]

[cringe] God I hope not.

[all-babyblood.livejournal.com]

Well, it's been great, but I've got this appointment later with your brother.

[hasperkynipples]

[spazzes, flails, and falls out of bed] Son of a bitch!

[capricious_god]

Whoa! I did not see that coming.

[hasperkynipples]

[jumps and pulls away] Dude. Personal bubble.

[huntersdaughter]

Well I'm over you now.

[hasperkynipples]

... What's that supposed to mean?

RiS - Because the mun is a bitch

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

[A beat.]

You've got five seconds to high-tail your ass outta here if you're a demon.

[hasperkynipples]

[rolls his eyes] I'm not a demon.

[silhouette-hunt.livejournal.com]

If I weren't seventeen, and you weren't wearing clothes, this would be really creepy.