I'm bored.

[hasperkynipples]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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[likely_evil]

... next time they say they only have the one king available, I'm sleeping on the floor.

[ididntdo-it.livejournal.com]

[snuggles] Morning Daddy. I want twelve pancakes.

for laughs

[mamajinx.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, well good morning to me.

[manorsuperman]

...did we...?

chances are?

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

[curls up] I'm not leaving and you can't make me.

[hasperkynipples]

Good. You hog the covers.

[hasperkynipples]

[smirks] Babygirl, you eat twelve pancakes, you'll explode.

Brandi: *spazz* Mom, stop stealing my dates!

[hasperkynipples]

[sleepy blink] I think I'm in the wrong room.

[hasperkynipples]

... I don't think so?

Sure!

[hasperkynipples]

[sighs slightly] Sam's gonna be back soon.

[manorsuperman]

*puts a hand to her stomach to check for clothes and is relieved to feel something there*

[bloodinmyear]

...why the hell are you still here?

[hasperkynipples]

[grumbles slightly as he rubs his eyes and wakes up a little more] We've got to stop doing this.

[hasperkynipples]

[looks over himself as well and takes a deep breath] Okay. All clear.

[manorsuperman]

That would have been awkward.

[bloodinmyear]

What time is it?

[hasperkynipples]

[doesn't bother looking at his watch] Before noon.

[hasperkynipples]

Very.

[bloodinmyear]

[kicks him] Ass. You know you'll probably have to climb out the window.

[hasperkynipples]

[a bit of a bzuh? look] I'm not climbing out no damn window.

[bloodinmyear]

I live above a coffee shop, dumbass! There's bound to be somebody down there by now. So if you don't want your brother to know by sundown? I think the window's your best choice.

[hasperkynipples]

[smirk] Sweetheart, if you really think Sam would believe some rumor that I was banging you, you're more oblivious than I thought.

[bloodinmyear]

[glare] Get out of my apartment.

[hasperkynipples]

[sighs, and goes for his pants]

[bloodinmyear]

[and once she sees skin she regrets that, but bites her lip and tries to resist doing and/or saying something stupid]