I'm bored.

[hasperkynipples]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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[hasperkynipples]

God, I hope not. Last I checked I was passing out, on my own. Clothed.

[a beat]

I'm still -- clothed, aren't I?

[capricious_god]

Clothing! Right. [relief]

Yes, still dressed and so that means still no weirdness. Well I mean other than the fact that I actually do know what you do in bed. I mean with women, but still. Details. [shudders]

[hasperkynipples]

[gives him a look]

Okay, dude? Never mention that again. 'kay?

[capricious_god]

[hands up in defense] Whoa! Okay, enough with the death to me eyes. [a pause] Though... you know, I can see why you end up with the sort of women you do. That glare was pretty close to the one you make... well I mean...

[hasperkynipples]

...What?