hasperkynipples | I'm bored.

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If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

[smirks] Babygirl, you eat twelve pancakes, you'll explode.

[pouts, then bargains] How 'bout two pancakes with a whipped cream smiley face? And hash browns. At Ihop.

Your mom home?

I dunno. She was here asleep when I sneaked in. Pleeeeease Daddy?

If your mom's here, you gotta ask her.

But you say yes more than Mommy does.

Yeah, and I usually get my butt kicked for it.

[dissolves into giggles]

[smirks a bit]