I'm bored.

[hasperkynipples]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

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[capricious_god]

[hands up in defense] Whoa! Okay, enough with the death to me eyes. [a pause] Though... you know, I can see why you end up with the sort of women you do. That glare was pretty close to the one you make... well I mean...

[hasperkynipples]

...What?