I'm bored.

[hasperkynipples]

If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?

Comments

[likely_evil]

... next time they say they only have the one king available, I'm sleeping on the floor.

[hasperkynipples]

Good. You hog the covers.

[likely_evil]

And you like to spoon

[hasperkynipples]

I do not. I don't cuddle.

(Meta because I CAN)

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

Yes you do.

[hasperkynipples]

No, I don't.

[absit-omens.livejournal.com]

Yes, you did do. It's okay to admit it.

[likely_evil]

Then why is there drool on the back of my neck?

[hasperkynipples]

I don't know. It ain't mind.