Okay, now I KNOW there's something wrong with these things.

[hasperkynipples]

Your result for The Literary Character Test...

Lucifer

Lucifer is the reason why Paradise was lost. He is a decidedly wicked creation, but describes it in the most ernest, poetic, and pitiable way possible. He goes straight for what he wants; reasonably knowing that a perfect end for himself is unobtainable, he makes himself an engine of malice, and each move he makes will be to hurt his most hated of enemies. Spite and envy make him what he is, stemming from a pride that turned the most beautiful of archangels into the demonic force he must assume as punishment, a punishment he realizes is deserved, but still resists nonetheless. But as forceful as he is on the outside, deep within he is self tortured in such a way as can only be understood by the most human of audiences.

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Lucifer.

You're kidding me right.

Comments

[likely_evil]

Jerk.


That's good.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Bitch.

Yeah, she's doin' pretty well. Tried to kill me when I came in, but hey -- what can you do? Apparently she never got the memo that I was back from the dead.

[likely_evil]

At least she's still on top of her game. I think we've all tried to kill you so far.


I don't even know who gave her the memo you had died.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Yes. Would kind of appreciate it if that would stop.

Bobby told Ellen who told her. Or it might have been the other way around, I dunno.

[likely_evil]

Well, we'll just have to have Bobby send out another memo. I think he's still got some cute stationary around there somewhere.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

He is not sending out news of my not being dead on stationary with puppies and kittens.

[likely_evil]

Well, he used up all the pink heart paper on your death memo.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

While I'm touched -- I think some phone calls will do just fine.

[likely_evil]

Sure, ruin his fun.