Okay, now I KNOW there's something wrong with these things.

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Lucifer

Lucifer is the reason why Paradise was lost. He is a decidedly wicked creation, but describes it in the most ernest, poetic, and pitiable way possible. He goes straight for what he wants; reasonably knowing that a perfect end for himself is unobtainable, he makes himself an engine of malice, and each move he makes will be to hurt his most hated of enemies. Spite and envy make him what he is, stemming from a pride that turned the most beautiful of archangels into the demonic force he must assume as punishment, a punishment he realizes is deserved, but still resists nonetheless. But as forceful as he is on the outside, deep within he is self tortured in such a way as can only be understood by the most human of audiences.

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Lucifer.

You're kidding me right.