Okay, now I KNOW there's something wrong with these things.

[hasperkynipples]

Your result for The Literary Character Test...

Lucifer

Lucifer is the reason why Paradise was lost. He is a decidedly wicked creation, but describes it in the most ernest, poetic, and pitiable way possible. He goes straight for what he wants; reasonably knowing that a perfect end for himself is unobtainable, he makes himself an engine of malice, and each move he makes will be to hurt his most hated of enemies. Spite and envy make him what he is, stemming from a pride that turned the most beautiful of archangels into the demonic force he must assume as punishment, a punishment he realizes is deserved, but still resists nonetheless. But as forceful as he is on the outside, deep within he is self tortured in such a way as can only be understood by the most human of audiences.

Take The Literary Character Test at HelloQuizzy

Lucifer.

You're kidding me right.

Comments

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Goes for what he wants, hmm?

And, you know, I think it could fit you quite well. Might be a fun game if nothing else.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, in my line of work, this isn't a joke you want to be making.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Well, darling I don't know your line of work. Everything is worth a joke in the long run.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well -- it's one of those things where I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

[likely_evil]

Dude. That is like way too accurate. Does this mean I need to hunt you now? *smirk*

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

It's not accurate at all.

...And besides, if I was Lucifer, I could knock you over with my pinky.

[likely_evil]

Fine. Think what you want to, Dean. Just continue to torture yourself deep inside.


... if you were Lucifer, I think our worlds would be totally reversed.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Probably. In some pretty major ways.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

You could try.

[likely_evil]

... so when are you coming back?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

To tell you or to kill you?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

I'm on my way back now. Just grabbing a cup of coffee and checking on some things.

Oh -- Harvelle says hi.

[likely_evil]

Good. Cause I'm really getting tired of this town and the guy at the coffee shop keeps giving me the eye.

... Jo? Um... tell her I said Hi and that I'm sorry Meg tried to kill her while in me...

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Kill me.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Well, Sammy, if you stopped winking at the guy, he probably wouldn't think you want to take him home and make sweet, sweet love to him.

Yeah, Jo. And she knows, dude. Otherwise she probably wouldn't have said hi.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to.

Which is why I'm not telling you.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

I'm amused that you think you could.

But I understand. We all have secrets.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

You think I can't?

Secrets are what makes the world go round.

[likely_evil]

Dude, bite me ok? I'm not making eyes at him. I'm just... not sure if he's trying to hit on me or wants to hit me. It's kinda freaky, actually.


Ok, just making sure. Cause I was going to see her after... well... but I wasn't sure how she'd take it.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Oh I know you can't. Paintball is one thing...

That they do.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, I wasn't even trying. Not that you didn't do very well yourself, but in a one-on-one fight -- I don't pull my punches.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Not if he bit you first.

Yeah, well -- she's good. Working in a bar in the middle of nowhere.

[likely_evil]

Jerk.


That's good.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Bitch.

Yeah, she's doin' pretty well. Tried to kill me when I came in, but hey -- what can you do? Apparently she never got the memo that I was back from the dead.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

You'd punch me?