Dude. This friggin sucks.

[hasperkynipples]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
jstliketherifle goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Batman, of course..
enjoythe_ride gives you 3 yellow tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
failuretotrust gives you 14 dark blue evil-flavoured nuggets.
jaded_cookie gives you 12 blue strawberry-flavoured wafers.
justalilcontact gives you 13 brown cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.
likely_evil tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
maninflannel tricks you! You get a broken balloon.
mini_dean tricks you! You lose 36 pieces of candy!
smart_alec494 tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
soldier_ofgod tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
vivo_per_ardua gives you 6 orange pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
jstliketherifle ends up with 8 pieces of candy, a scratched CD, and a broken balloon.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Comments

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Haven't tried them yet.

...We're working on it.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Working on what?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Figuring out if evil is just semantics or it actually means something.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

I think evil usually means something, though in this case maybe it's just in terms of the calories.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Well, I need to make sure it doesn't mean it in another way.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

What other way?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

...Nothing.

Something to do with the job.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

..okay.

Everything okay, Dean?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Yeah, fine.

Family stuff. Me and my brother -- we're not getting along at the moment.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Anything I can do to cheer you up, handsome?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

I have a few ideas.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Well, I have to admit that a little more than half of them involve you, me, and a bedroom, but there are slight variations that make some of them more interesting than the rest.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Who needs a bedroom?

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

One of those variations being just that.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

I've got this amazing patio off of my penthouse. Big comfortable outdoor seating. Luxurious, really. Not your everyday lounge chair either...

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Now, that sounds fantastic.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

We'll just have to find something to occupy your brother for a few hours.

[jstliketherifle.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sammy can take care of himself. Give him a computer and something to research, and he's good to go for hours.

[failuretotrust.livejournal.com]

Good to know.