open } { one more time, oh baby one more time

[hasperkynipples]

[Still the easiest money he's ever made.

Why he's there doesn't necessarily matter -- he could be working a con, he could have just volunteered for a good cause, whatever the case may be. Point is, Dean is there. In a booth. With a sign that says:

Kissing Booth -- $1

Yes, it's shameless. He's aware of this. He really doesn't care.

Ladies, the master is in. Have at him.]


[Open like an open thing. If you have a verse, specify in the subject line. If you have a particular point in canon you want, specify that as well. Otherwise, it'll be left naturally ambiguous.]

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[itookabus.livejournal.com]

[Castiel appears in front of the booth. He takes a moment to take in the sight, and read the sign.

And then he'll just stand there, head slowly tilting.

They don't have kissing booths in Heaven, okay? He doesn't understand what's going on here.]

Are you... paying people to kiss you?

[hasperkynipples]

[a bit of a chuckle]

No. They're paying to kiss me.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

Why would women pay for something you give away willingly?

[hasperkynipples]

Because it's for "charity."

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

Charity should begin in the heart.

...Is it working?

[hasperkynipples]

[shrugs]

So far, so good.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

Because they think the money is going to charity, or because of the prospect of kissing you?

[hasperkynipples]

Little of both.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

...I suppose there are worse ways to raise funds.

Should I leave? Am I in the way?

[hasperkynipples]

[shakes his head]

Not at all. In fact, grab a chair -- I think you could help.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

[He's happy to help, so he'll do as he's told.]

What do I do now?

[hasperkynipples]

You wait. And when a girl comes along, she'll give you a dollar, you give her a kiss.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

[Castiel looks distinctly uncomfortable.]

...I have no need for money, Dean.

[hasperkynipples]

No, you don't. But you do need the practice.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

Why should I practice obtaining something I do not need?

[Lalala pretending he doesn't know what you mean.]

[hasperkynipples]

[just ... a look. a big look]

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

[A look right back. He's not kissing nobody, Dean. :| ]

[hasperkynipples]

Come on, Cas. Think of it as practice.

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

..."Practice" suggests it is a skill I would wish to use often. I do not need to.

[hasperkynipples]

Have you ever tried it?

[itookabus.livejournal.com]

...There is no call for it in Heaven.

[hasperkynipples]

Well, you're not in Heaven. You're on Earth.