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hasperkynipples) wrote2010-12-04 12:30 pm
hasperkynipples) wrote2010-12-04 12:30 pm
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[fanmix] Too Much Food
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smokeandsong. Art by her as well. ♥]
1. The Brownie Song ~ Reefer Madness
This brownie is yummy!
It's the greatest brownie known to man!
It's chewy! It's nutty!
This brownie's really good!
Don't offer me a macaroon
My brownie suits me fine!
There's frosting on the top,
And best of all, it's mine!
***
2. Les Poissons ~ The Little Mermaid
Les poisson, les poissons,
how I love les poissons,
love to chop, and to serve, little fish.
FIrst I cut off their heads,
then I pull out their bones.
Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish.
Les poissons, les poissons,
Hee hee hee, hah hah hah.
With the cleaver I hack them in two.
I pull out what's inside.
and I serve it up fried.
God, I love little fishes, don't you?
***
3. Sugar ~ Tick Tick … BOOM
She can be white
She can be brown
She's always easy
Goin' down, goin' down
She don't care
What I look like
Or how I dress
She never says, no
Always says, yes
Oh, oh, oh
Sugar, she's refined
Always normal priced
She blows my mind
Sugar, she's got the power
Soothes my soul for half an hour
Half an hour, half an hour, half an hour
***
4. Custard Pie ~ Led Zeppelin
Your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, I declare, it's sweet and nice
I Like your custard pie
When you cut it, mama... mama, please save me a slice.
***
5. Too Much Food ~ Jason Mraz
Oh You can say that I'm the one curly fry in the box of a regular
Messing with the flavor, oh the flavor that you savor
Saving me for last, but you better not eat me at all
Living in a fastfood bag making friends with the ketchup and salt
People say that I'm crazy for not moving on to better things
Instead of sitting around trash talking with the onion rings
But it's much too soon to leave this easy life
Pass me the spoon, pass the analytical knife
***
6. Banana Pancakes ~ Jack Johnson
Can't you see that it's just raining
Ain't no need to go outside...
But baby, you hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what you're supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
I'll make you banana pancakes
Pretend like it's the weekend now
***
7. Big, Blond and Beautiful ~ Hairspray
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing girl
***
8. Rockin’ Morning ~ Rockapella
Every day I wake up, pour myself a cup
Of that rich Folgers aroma
The best part of waking up
It’s the doo-whop doo-whop in all I do
The mountain grown aroma always comin’ through
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup
Now I’m right in harmony
With that doo-whop doo-whop diddy
One more cup, and it’s a woo-whop-shbop for me
The best part of wakin’ up is Folgers in your cup
The best part of wakin’ up is Folgers in your cup
***
9. Alcohol ~ Barenaked Ladies
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
***
Link to .zip
Notes:
This is a crack mix of doom. … More or less. I basically went through my music collection and sorted through until I found every song that had to do with food on some level, and nixed the ones that didn’t make sense without context.
I hope you’re as amazed as I am that I managed to find a Zeppelin song for this, but Dean is irrationally pleased.
I’m aware that “Big Blond and Beautiful” is about a large blond black woman. But … let’s just ignore that and focus on the food portion of the song.
Yes, that’s a real Folgers commercial. I am that much of a dork.
As I said … crack. Sam/Laptop is going to be … a lot harder, I have a feeling.
smokeandsong. Art by her as well. ♥]1. The Brownie Song ~ Reefer Madness
This brownie is yummy!
It's the greatest brownie known to man!
It's chewy! It's nutty!
This brownie's really good!
Don't offer me a macaroon
My brownie suits me fine!
There's frosting on the top,
And best of all, it's mine!
***
2. Les Poissons ~ The Little Mermaid
Les poisson, les poissons,
how I love les poissons,
love to chop, and to serve, little fish.
FIrst I cut off their heads,
then I pull out their bones.
Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish.
Les poissons, les poissons,
Hee hee hee, hah hah hah.
With the cleaver I hack them in two.
I pull out what's inside.
and I serve it up fried.
God, I love little fishes, don't you?
***
3. Sugar ~ Tick Tick … BOOM
She can be white
She can be brown
She's always easy
Goin' down, goin' down
She don't care
What I look like
Or how I dress
She never says, no
Always says, yes
Oh, oh, oh
Sugar, she's refined
Always normal priced
She blows my mind
Sugar, she's got the power
Soothes my soul for half an hour
Half an hour, half an hour, half an hour
***
4. Custard Pie ~ Led Zeppelin
Your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, I declare, it's sweet and nice
I Like your custard pie
When you cut it, mama... mama, please save me a slice.
***
5. Too Much Food ~ Jason Mraz
Oh You can say that I'm the one curly fry in the box of a regular
Messing with the flavor, oh the flavor that you savor
Saving me for last, but you better not eat me at all
Living in a fastfood bag making friends with the ketchup and salt
People say that I'm crazy for not moving on to better things
Instead of sitting around trash talking with the onion rings
But it's much too soon to leave this easy life
Pass me the spoon, pass the analytical knife
***
6. Banana Pancakes ~ Jack Johnson
Can't you see that it's just raining
Ain't no need to go outside...
But baby, you hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what you're supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
I'll make you banana pancakes
Pretend like it's the weekend now
***
7. Big, Blond and Beautiful ~ Hairspray
Bring on that pecan pie
Pour some sugar on it
Sugar don't be shy
Scoop me up a mess
Of that chocolate swirl
Don't be stingy,
I'm a growing girl
***
8. Rockin’ Morning ~ Rockapella
Every day I wake up, pour myself a cup
Of that rich Folgers aroma
The best part of waking up
It’s the doo-whop doo-whop in all I do
The mountain grown aroma always comin’ through
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup
Now I’m right in harmony
With that doo-whop doo-whop diddy
One more cup, and it’s a woo-whop-shbop for me
The best part of wakin’ up is Folgers in your cup
The best part of wakin’ up is Folgers in your cup
***
9. Alcohol ~ Barenaked Ladies
Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
***
Link to .zip
Notes:
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I love that this has Les Poissons. AND ROCKAPELLA! I love them and their Folgers commercial ♥
Yes, I do imagine Sam/Laptop will be a lot harder.
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I don't have as much music about loving technology. Though I'm sure that if I really thought about it, I could figure out how to use my collection of sappy love songs to my advantage.
We shall see.
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