Dean Winchester (
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.....No.
[Livin’ on a Prayer!Dean, by request of
failuretotrust’s mun. For fun and hilarity. Enjoy.]
The List
1. Sam Winchester
2. Beth Winchester
3. Maddie Winchester
4. Ben Braedan
5. Lisa Braedan
6.Bobby Singer
7. Alec McDowell
8. Anna Scherlacker
9. Riley Toth
10. Ruby
The Questions
1. Four (Ben) invites Three (Maddie) and Eight (Anna) to dinner at their house. What happens?
I actually don’t know if Ben can cook. But in all likelihood, they’d probably have a nice dinner? I hope?
2. Nine (Riley) tries to get Five (Lisa) to go to a strip club. How?
….Never would happen. I don’t even think Riley goes to strip clubs.
3. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One (Sam) or Six (Bobby)?
I’d take either. Doesn’t matter to me. Sam, probably, because he’s closer, but otherwise—doesn’t matter.
4. Three (Maddie) falls in love with Six (Bobby), Eight (Anna) is jealous. What happens?
That question is wrong on so many levels.
5. Four (Ben) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten (Ruby), Two (Beth) or Seven (Alec)?
Probably all of them except Ruby,regardless of how much I probably deserve that.
6. One (Sam) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Something’s on fire. Why do you think I did all the cooking growing up?
7. Three (Maddie) has to marry either Eight (Anna), Four (Ben), or Nine (Riley). Who do they choose?
I’m gonna go with Anna—but that’s another question where, yeah, no. Wrong on a couple of levels there.
8. Seven (Alec) kidnaps Two (Beth) and demands something from Five (Lisa) for Two's release. What is it?
….What the hell?
9. Everyone gangs up on Three (Maddie), does Three have a chance in hell?
Of course she does. She’s my kid.
10. Everyone is invited to Two (Beth) and Ten's (Ruby) wedding, except for Eight (Anna). How do they react?
Babe? Please don’t leave me for a demon.
11. Why is Six (Bobby) afraid of Seven (Alec)?
No clue. Bobby ain’t afraid of much.
12. One (Sam) arrives late for Two (Beth) and Ten (Ruby)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
My wife ain’t leavin’ me for that demon. (Another one, maybe, but not that one.)
13. Five (Lisa) and Nine (Riley) get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
We probably let them pass out somewhere. Or I take Lisa back over to Sam’s.
14. Nine (Riley) murders Two (Beth)'s best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Oh, Riley’s probably a dead man.
15. Six (Bobby) and One (Sam) are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Bobby probably saves Sam, which is rather counterproductive, because Sam’ll be tryin’ to save Bobby. Vicious cycle.
16. Two (Beth) and Three (Maddie) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
They go get some. This question is probably the most ridiculous.
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The List
1. Sam Winchester
2. Beth Winchester
3. Maddie Winchester
4. Ben Braedan
5. Lisa Braedan
6.Bobby Singer
7. Alec McDowell
8. Anna Scherlacker
9. Riley Toth
10. Ruby
The Questions
1. Four (Ben) invites Three (Maddie) and Eight (Anna) to dinner at their house. What happens?
I actually don’t know if Ben can cook. But in all likelihood, they’d probably have a nice dinner? I hope?
2. Nine (Riley) tries to get Five (Lisa) to go to a strip club. How?
….Never would happen. I don’t even think Riley goes to strip clubs.
3. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Who do you choose, One (Sam) or Six (Bobby)?
I’d take either. Doesn’t matter to me. Sam, probably, because he’s closer, but otherwise—doesn’t matter.
4. Three (Maddie) falls in love with Six (Bobby), Eight (Anna) is jealous. What happens?
That question is wrong on so many levels.
5. Four (Ben) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, Ten (Ruby), Two (Beth) or Seven (Alec)?
Probably all of them except Ruby,
6. One (Sam) decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
Something’s on fire. Why do you think I did all the cooking growing up?
7. Three (Maddie) has to marry either Eight (Anna), Four (Ben), or Nine (Riley). Who do they choose?
I’m gonna go with Anna—but that’s another question where, yeah, no. Wrong on a couple of levels there.
8. Seven (Alec) kidnaps Two (Beth) and demands something from Five (Lisa) for Two's release. What is it?
….What the hell?
9. Everyone gangs up on Three (Maddie), does Three have a chance in hell?
Of course she does. She’s my kid.
10. Everyone is invited to Two (Beth) and Ten's (Ruby) wedding, except for Eight (Anna). How do they react?
Babe? Please don’t leave me for a demon.
11. Why is Six (Bobby) afraid of Seven (Alec)?
No clue. Bobby ain’t afraid of much.
12. One (Sam) arrives late for Two (Beth) and Ten (Ruby)'s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
My wife ain’t leavin’ me for that demon. (Another one, maybe, but not that one.)
13. Five (Lisa) and Nine (Riley) get roaring drunk and end up in your house. What happens?
We probably let them pass out somewhere. Or I take Lisa back over to Sam’s.
14. Nine (Riley) murders Two (Beth)'s best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
Oh, Riley’s probably a dead man.
15. Six (Bobby) and One (Sam) are in mortal danger, only one of them can survive. Does Six save himself or One?
Bobby probably saves Sam, which is rather counterproductive, because Sam’ll be tryin’ to save Bobby. Vicious cycle.
16. Two (Beth) and Three (Maddie) go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
They go get some. This question is probably the most ridiculous.